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If you've ever said something genuinely sweet and then immediately followed it with a biological footnote, this shirt was made for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can survive your questionable life choices\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck (because some things should stay traditional)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that outlasts most relationships\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the most honest romantic gift you'll ever give.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eValentine's Day, anniversaries, or a random Tuesday when you want to remind someone that your cardiovascular system is pulling double duty. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh, then think, then stare at you for a long time. Pair it with a straight face for maximum impact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the boner-blood-heart thing actually true?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Blood circulates through your heart and sometimes ends up exactly where the shirt says it does. Science doesn't care about your comfort level.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and you're good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate to wear in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEverything on it is medically accurate. 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