{"product_id":"the-earth-is-fine-youre-the-problem-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"The Earth Is Fine You're The Problem Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Earth Is Fine You're The Problem Tee from Unethical Threads is a heavyweight cotton graphic tee for anyone who's done pretending the planet's biggest issue isn't us. Unisex fit, DTG printed, and blunt enough to save you the trouble of explaining your worldview at the cookout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who recycle but aren't delusional about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe type who sorts their cans, drives a hybrid, and still knows that one person composting isn't going to undo a century of industrial pollution. You've accepted the facts. This shirt just makes that acceptance wearable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes (you're welcome)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck, because some things don't need reinventing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed, so the colors stay vivid long after your motivation to save the world fades\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk fabric, because the ice caps are already handling the shrinking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. It's the gift that says \"I know you, and I respect that you're not precious about it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, Earth Day (obviously), or any occasion where you'd rather give someone a laugh instead of another candle. Just maybe read the room before handing it to your friend who's mid-breakdown about carbon footprints.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt soft?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Heavyweight cotton, but it breaks in nicely. Sturdy without the cardboard feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs true and works for everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric, so colors stay locked in no matter how many times you wash it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this just an Earth Day shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt works for Earth Day, but honestly it's accurate 365 days a year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42379661082706,"sku":"EarthFineProblem-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42379661115474,"sku":"EarthFineProblem-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42379661148242,"sku":"EarthFineProblem-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42379661181010,"sku":"EarthFineProblem-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42379661213778,"sku":"EarthFineProblem-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42379661246546,"sku":"EarthFineProblem-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42379661279314,"sku":"EarthFineProblem-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/The_Earth_Is_Fine_Youre_The_Problem_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1777150511","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/the-earth-is-fine-youre-the-problem-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}