AAA The Horror Persists But So Do I T Shirt

The Horror Persists But So Do I is an Unethical Threads tee for anyone who's still here out of pure spite. Life keeps finding new ways to be awful, and you keep waking up anyway. This shirt says that out loud.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been through it and came out the other side making jokes about it.

Your friend who laughs at funerals. The coworker who responds to every crisis with 'cool, cool, cool.' The person who has genuinely considered 'survived' as a personality trait. If you've ever described your year as 'a lot,' this is your uniform.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it can take a beating. Because it can.
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL. Room for everyone and their emotional baggage.
• Crew neck. Classic. We didn't reinvent the wheel here.
• DTG printed so the colors stay put longer than your will to live.
• Pre-shrunk. Fits the same after wash 50 as it did on day one.

Is this a good gift for someone having a rough time?

Yes. It says 'I see you, you're a mess, and I respect it' without you having to find the words.

Works for birthdays, bad breakups, new jobs at places they already hate, and Tuesdays. Just make sure the person has a sense of humor. If they cry at insurance commercials, maybe get them a candle instead.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shirt shrink in the wash?

It's pre-shrunk. Wash it however you want. It'll hold up.

Is the print going to fade or crack?

No. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Colors stay.

Can I wear this to work?

Depends on your job. If your boss has a sense of humor, go for it. If you work somewhere that sends emails with the word 'synergy,' maybe save it for the weekend.