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Your wife will love it, and you'll wear it because she told you to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that holds up better than your authority at home\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that doesn't bail after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person you're buying for has ever said \"I'm the man of the house\" while looking nervously over their shoulder, yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for birthdays, Father's Day, or just a random Tuesday when you want to acknowledge the power dynamic everyone already sees. Works as a couples gift too. She'll appreciate it more than he will, but he'll wear it. He doesn't have a choice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is on the back. The front stays blank so you can maintain the illusion of being in charge from the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works whether you're built like a lion or more of a house cat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and it holds its shape just fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG printed, so the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. No cracking, no peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this around my actual mom?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can wear it around anyone. 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