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This shirt just makes the pecking order public information.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like a shirt, not a napkin someone ironed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck, because alphas don't do V-necks (debatable, but here we are)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that lasts longer than your excuses\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the recipient has ever called themselves \"the alpha\" and then asked permission to buy a grill, this is their shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for Father's Day, birthdays, anniversaries if you've got nerve. He'll laugh. She'll laugh harder. And honestly, that's exactly the energy a good gift should have.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit that runs comfortably across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the design holds up through plenty of washes without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I give this as a gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf they post lion quotes and still ask what's for dinner, this is their shirt. Works for Father's Day, birthdays, or just because.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProbably his mom. Possibly your mom. 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