{"product_id":"the-minivan-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"The Mini-Van Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Mini-Van Tee from Unethical Threads is a back-print graphic tee about the most practical vehicle in any driveway. The front is completely blank. The back says everything it needs to, and nothing more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Gets This Shirt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who already know. If you need The Mini-Van explained to you, this one is not your shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor everyone else: you saw it, you got it, you're buying it. This is the kind of tee that splits a group chat into the people who cry laughing and the people who quietly mute notifications. It is a shirt about a family car and we are leaving it at that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually holds its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because you don't need bells and whistles when the back is doing all the work\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that survives years of plausible deniability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print only\u003c\/strong\u003e. The front is blank. You look completely innocent from every angle that matters.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is a perfect gift for exactly one type of person, and you already know if they are in your life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is not for someone you are still getting to know. This is for the friend who will wear it to a family barbecue without flinching. The friend who commits to the bit. If you are wondering whether they will get it, they will. Buy it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is The Mini-Van Tee?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is a graphic tee with a back print about a practical family vehicle. That is our official position.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack only. The front is completely blank. You are just a person in a plain tee until you turn around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does The Mini-Van Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill people be offended by this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people will nod. Most will not notice. We cannot control who stands behind you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually about a minivan?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It is a shirt about a family car. 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