{"product_id":"the-minivan-funny-t-shirt","title":"The Mini-Van Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Mini-Van Tee from Unethical Threads is a front-print graphic tee about a practical family vehicle, and we are leaving it at that. Some people will look at it and nod knowingly. Most will just see a shirt about a car, and honestly, both reactions are fine by us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho is this shirt actually for?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who see it and immediately get it. That is the entire target audience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you need someone to walk you through it, this is not your shirt, and that is genuinely okay. The Mini-Van Tee works best on someone who can keep a completely straight face while wearing it in public, at family barbecues, or picking up the kids from school. The poker face is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a translucent wet napkin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because we are traditional where it counts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print, so the colors stay locked in and do not ghost after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront print only. The back is for people who feel the need to explain themselves.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the right person, it is a perfect gift. For the wrong person, it is a confusing shirt about a family car.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou already know which friend this is for. The one who will wear it to Thanksgiving dinner and never once break character. Buy it for them. Do not buy it for your mother-in-law unless you are extremely confident in your read on her sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does The Mini-Van Tee mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is a shirt about a mini-van. A practical, family-friendly vehicle. We are sticking with that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTechnically, nothing on this shirt is inappropriate. The words say \"The Mini-Van.\" Whether your coworkers read anything else into it is between them and their imagination.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does The Mini-Van Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizes S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, heavyweight cotton, crew neck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG print is built to hold up. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and the design stays crisp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a joke shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is a shirt about a mini-van. Some people find mini-vans funny. 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