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Thick enough that it actually feels like a real shirt.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S all the way to 4XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. Classic, like your hairline used to be.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the colors don't bail on you after a few washes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white. Your scalp shine pairs well with either.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor a bald guy who already laughs about it? It's the perfect gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthdays, Father's Day, the 'sorry about your hairline' occasion you just invented. If they've already cracked the bald jokes themselves, this shirt is just giving them a uniform. If they're still in denial about the hair situation, maybe get them a hat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the back of this shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe More Hair I Lose The More Head I Get. It's a back print, so people behind you get the full experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so no weird sizing to worry about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's DTG printed, meaning the ink bonds to the fabric instead of sitting on top. It holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack and white. 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