{"product_id":"the-more-hair-i-lose-the-more-head-i-get-funny-t-shirt","title":"The More Hair I Lose The More Head I Get Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe More Hair I Lose The More Head I Get is a graphic tee for guys who turned hair loss into a flex. Printed on heavyweight cotton and sold in black or white by Unethical Threads. It's crude, it's confident, and it's probably accurate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho wears a shirt like this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBald guys. Balding guys. Guys whose barber charges less every year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is self-deprecating humor from someone who's clearly at peace with the situation. The joke only lands when you own it, and the guys wearing this absolutely own it. You'll see it at cookouts, poker nights, and the occasional divorce party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed directly into the fabric, so the graphic won't crack, peel, or fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for a bald guy?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the best gift for any bald or balding friend who can take a joke. And if they've made peace with the hair loss, they can.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSkip the novelty mug. Skip the hat (they own twelve). This is the gift that says you see the situation, you respect it, and you acknowledge whatever's going on south of the scalp. Wrap it or don't. The shirt speaks for itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat sizes does The More Hair I Lose The More Head I Get tee come in?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a bald joke with a sexual punchline, so yes, someone somewhere will have opinions. Most people just laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The graphic is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it holds up wash after wash without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes this shirt come in other colors?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. That's it. Pick your fighter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this a men's shirt or unisex?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex. 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