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The design sits on the back, so everyone behind you in line at the grocery store (the only place you go now) gets the message loud and clear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL (no one is excluded from being antisocial)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck, because you're not reinventing anything, you're avoiding the party\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that outlasts your social battery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift for Someone Over 40?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's borderline mandatory. If someone you know has ever texted \"I'm so tired\" as an excuse to cancel at 4pm, wrap this up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Older I Get The Heller I Nah isn't just relatable for people of a certain age. It's autobiographical. Birthdays, holidays, retirement parties, \"sorry you're getting old\" situations. Works for all of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"The Older I Get The Heller I Nah\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a play on \"the older I get, the more I say hell nah\" to plans, events, and anything requiring pants after 6pm. The aging homebody anthem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design on the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex sizes S through 4XL in a relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the shirt good quality?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton with DTG printing for rich, lasting color. 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