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The Older I Get The Heller I Nah Tee is for the crowd that RSVPs \"maybe\" knowing full well the answer is no.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that feels like staying in on a Saturday\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL, because declining plans is universal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic and low-maintenance (like your social life)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the design stays sharp long after your ambition doesn't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/strong\u003e, matching your mood or your couch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift for Someone Over 30?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift for someone over 30. It might be the most honest thing they own.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthdays, holidays, \"just because you canceled on me again\" occasions. The Older I Get The Heller I Nah Tee works for anyone who has gradually replaced going out with staying in and feeling zero guilt about it. They'll wear it. Probably at home. Where they are 90% of the time anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"The Older I Get The Heller I Nah\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a play on \"hell yeah\" turning into \"hell nah\" as you age. The older you get, the less interested you are in doing basically anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt comfortable for everyday wear?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton, relaxed fit, crew neck. It's built for doing nothing, which is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to be extra about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in colors other than black and white?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack and white. Pick the one that matches your energy. 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