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And since the person wearing The Only Squat I'm Doing Is Diddly isn't moving, the print just sits there, perfectly legible, for as long as whoever's behind you is stuck on their machine. A back print shirt that's actually engineered for its environment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e, crew neck, unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that actually lasts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe wearer is expected to contribute nothing. The shirt handles the personality.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA front print version of this design exists if you'd rather broadcast from the chest.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt's one of the easiest funny gym gifts you can buy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for the friend whose gym membership is a monthly donation to a building they never visit. Works for Secret Santa, white elephant, or that \"I saw this and thought of you\" energy. It's a workout humor tee that people actually wear because the joke is clean, the self-deprecation is universal, and the fit is comfortable. Rest day shirt, lazy shirt, fitness humor tee, gag gift, or just a funny men's shirt for the person who thinks leg day is a myth. Wear it to the gym. Wear it to the couch. Wear it to the New Year's resolution signup you'll cancel by February.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"The Only Squat I'm Doing Is Diddly\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Diddly squat\" is an idiom that means absolutely nothing. The shirt takes the word \"squat\" (the gym exercise) and reroutes it back into the idiom. It promises a workout and delivers zero.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the back print version. The text is on the back of the shirt and the front is blank. A front print version of the same design is also available.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt offend anyone at the gym?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke is entirely about the wearer doing nothing. It doesn't target anyone who actually works out. The only person this shirt roasts is the person wearing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gag gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It works for Secret Santa, white elephants, or anyone whose relationship with exercise is mostly theoretical. 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