{"product_id":"the-only-squat-im-doing-is-diddly-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"The Only Squat I'm Doing Is Diddly Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Only Squat I'm Doing Is Diddly Tee from Unethical Threads is a funny gym shirt that splits the phrase \"diddly squat\" (meaning absolutely nothing) and reroutes it through the weight room. The only squat on today's agenda is the one baked into an idiom for zero. A rest day shirt for people whose rest day never ends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a gym shirt or a lazy shirt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBoth. That's the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Squat\" pulls double duty here, referencing the exercise and completing the phrase \"diddly squat\" at the same time. You're technically wearing workout apparel. You're also broadcasting, in plain text, that the only exercise happening today is a fierce commitment to doing absolutely nothing. Wear it on rest day. Wear it every day if every day is rest day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton.\u003c\/strong\u003e Soft, sturdy, built for a life of minimal physical effort.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Crew neck because you're not fancy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the text stays sharp long after your motivation doesn't.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFront print, plain text, no graphics.\u003c\/strong\u003e The words do the work so you don't have to.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gag gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt is a top-tier gag gift, Secret Santa pick, or white elephant steal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for the friend who has more workout clothes than actual workouts. Works for the person whose New Year's resolution lasted nine days. Works for your dad, because this is basically a dad joke in novelty tee form. Honestly, it works for you too, because you're probably that person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat does \"The Only Squat I'm Doing Is Diddly\" mean?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt splits the phrase \"diddly squat,\" which means nothing at all. The gym exercise \"squat\" gets rerouted into the idiom, so the shirt is cheerfully announcing that zero actual squatting is happening. Ever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The joke is entirely self-deprecating. The wearer is proudly announcing their own commitment to doing nothing. Nobody else is the target.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat sizes and colors does this come in?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this a good gift for someone who actually works out?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreat gift. Wearing The Only Squat I'm Doing Is Diddly Tee to the gym is the real power move. It's funny whether someone trains every day or hasn't seen a squat rack since 2019.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCan you wear this to the gym?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's the power move. 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