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It lands whether you've pulled back-to-back night shifts or your only medical credential is a WebMD search history.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because you're keeping it classic even when your decisions aren't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the text doesn't fade even if your memory of last night did\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good nurse gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of the best. Nurses Week, nursing school graduation, Secret Santa on the unit, birthday for your favorite coworker, or just because she survived another stretch of nights. It's the kind of funny nurse shirt that gets passed around the break room and immediately generates three more orders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks just as well as a funny drinking shirt, a gag gift, or a hangover shirt for someone who doesn't know an IV from a USB port. Brunch crew, girls' trip, bachelor party. No stethoscope required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt actually say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe full front reads THE ONLY THING I'M NURSING IS A HANGOVER. Plain text, no graphics, no clip art.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not a vinyl heat transfer. The text stays put.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this only for nurses?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot even close. The nursing angle is a bonus if you're in healthcare, but the hangover humor stands completely on its own. It's a funny shirt for anyone who's ever had a rough morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to brunch?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrunch, the couch, the grocery store at 2pm in sunglasses. 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