{"product_id":"the-stripper-likes-me-but-doesnt-want-to-ruin-our-friendship-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"The Stripper Likes Me But Doesn't Want To Ruin Our Friendship Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Stripper Likes Me But Doesn't Want To Ruin Our Friendship is a back print tee from Unethical Threads for the guy who's absolutely certain she remembers his name. Available in black or white, this heavyweight cotton graphic tee says everything your friends are too polite to say about your Tuesday night priorities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe regulars. The ones who tip well and think that means something.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you've ever described a dancer as \"a really good friend of mine,\" this shirt already has your name on it. The design sits on the back, so people behind you get the full tragic headline while you walk in like you own the place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton. Holds up better than your theory about her catching feelings.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL. Delusion comes in every size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. Classic, like your taste in establishments.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that won't quit, even when she stopped replying three weeks ago.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack print design. The people behind you deserve to know what they're dealing with.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's practically mandatory for bachelor parties.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlso works for birthdays, roast nights, or just a Tuesday when you need to remind someone that the VIP room does not count as a second date. If they laugh, they deserve this shirt. If they get quiet, it hit too close.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBack print. The full text runs across the back of the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. It's DTG printed, so the ink bonds with the fabric instead of sitting on top of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good bachelor party shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's practically required. 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