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The joke only hits because the complaint is real.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that costs less per wear than a single copay\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, blank front (all the damage is on the back)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that holds up longer than your resolve to \"start going again\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person has ever texted you \"my therapist charges $200 an hour,\" yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt doesn't mock therapy, it mocks what therapy costs. The kind of gift that gets a laugh and then a long pause. If they've never complained about a copay, maybe go with a candle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually telling people to drink instead of going to therapy?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's a joke about how much therapy costs, not a treatment plan. If you can afford therapy, go to therapy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design on the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the back. The front is blank. You say your piece and walk away without taking questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. 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