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You say the thing, you pivot, and you become unavailable for the follow-up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that earns its keep past the first wash cycle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because not every shirt needs to try that hard\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that sticks around longer than your patience\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white (commitment to a single color is a separate issue)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person responds to \"how are you\" with a joke instead of an answer, yes. This is their uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Therapy Is Expensive Sarcasm Is Free Tee works for anyone who has genuinely looked up what therapy costs, winced, and decided their personality would have to do the heavy lifting for now. It's text-only, no graphic, and the punchline involves absolutely nothing but the wearer's own mouth. Nothing to purchase, nothing to explain to HR, just the cheapest coping strategy on the most appropriate shirt placement possible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt medical advice?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's a joke about the price of therapy, not a recommendation to skip it. We are firmly pro-therapy, anti-price-tag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy is the design on the back instead of the front?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe front is blank. The punchline lands as you walk away, which is exactly how sarcasm operates. The placement is the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. 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