{"product_id":"therapy-is-for-quitters-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Therapy Is For Quitters Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Therapy Is For Quitters Tee from Unethical Threads says what your therapist won't: maybe quitting is underrated. This sarcastic heavyweight cotton tee is for anyone who handles their problems with humor instead of healthy coping mechanisms. Dark humor, clean text, zero apologies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've been to therapy and people who probably should go. Also your friend who sends memes at 2 AM instead of addressing their feelings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one lands with the crowd that treats dark humor as a love language. It's the kind of shirt that gets a knowing nod at the grocery store and a concerned look from your mother. Pair it with emotional baggage and your favorite jeans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a translucent suggestion\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e from S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because we're unhinged, not uncivilized\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the colors hold up better than your emotional stability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/strong\u003e, because the only thing that should be shrinking is your list of coping mechanisms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift for someone who gets the joke. It's a terrible gift for someone who doesn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know a person who laughs at things they probably shouldn't, congratulations, you found their shirt. Works for birthdays, holidays, or as a passive-aggressive suggestion. Gift wrap is your call, but the emotional damage comes included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes this shirt have profanity on it?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. \"Therapy Is For Quitters\" is clean text. No swearing, no innuendo. Just pure, distilled sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat sizes does the Therapy Is For Quitters Tee come in?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizing from S to 4XL. Check the size chart on this page if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and it'll hold its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the print going to crack or peel?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG (direct-to-garment) printed, not screen printed or ironed on. The ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCan I wear this to my therapist's office?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can. Whether you should is between you and your therapist. 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