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The design sits on the back, so you deliver the punchline as you walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can handle your questionable life choices (and the washing machine)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck, because at least one thing in your life should be straightforward\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that outlasts your last three coping mechanisms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign printed on the back for maximum exit energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes This Work as a Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. This is the gift you buy when a self-help book feels too optimistic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for birthdays, holidays, or the anniversary of that one Thursday that made them switch from wine to whiskey. The Therapy Nah I Have Liquor Tee ships fast and arrives ready to enable. Pair it with a bottle and a card that just says \"I get it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Therapy Nah I Have Liquor Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex sizes S through 4XL. The relaxed fit works whether you're drowning your sorrows or someone else's.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOn the back of the shirt. You deliver the punchline as you walk away. The front is blank, keeping things civil until you turn around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFollow the care instructions (cold wash, tumble dry low) and it holds its shape. Your emotional stability is a separate issue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric, so the design stays crisp through every wash. Unlike your coping mechanisms, this one holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this going to offend someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProbably. 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