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The coworker who keeps a flask in their desk \"ironically.\" If your therapist's number is saved under \"Wine Shop,\" this one's yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can handle both whiskey spills and judgment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (room for everyone and their issues)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck, because you have enough going on without a weird collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that stays vivid when your motivation doesn't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront print design, readable from across the bar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they laugh at their own bad habits, yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for birthdays, White Elephant swaps, or anyone who treats happy hour like a standing appointment. They'll wear it. They'll get comments. They won't care, because caring is what therapy is for, and they already told you their stance on that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs true. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people find their usual size works.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The DTG printing bonds ink directly into the fabric, so the design holds up through regular washing. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to be extra careful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends on how seriously you take drinking jokes. Most people laugh. The ones who don't weren't going to buy it anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton. It has real weight to it, not that thin, see-through nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends where you work. Dive bar, absolutely. 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