{"product_id":"there-is-no-excuse-for-you-funny-t-shirt","title":"There Is No Excuse For You Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe There Is No Excuse For You Tee from Unethical Threads is six words of total dismissal on a shirt. Not a critique, a conclusion. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who have officially run out of patience and want the room to know it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt that replaces the speech you were going to give. It works at family dinners, in group chats, at the office where HR stopped trying. If someone in your life needs to know exactly where they stand, the There Is No Excuse For You Tee handles the delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that holds its shape better than your excuses\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL (everyone deserves to hear it in comfort)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that sticks around longer than most people's patience\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the perfect gift for the person in your life with zero filter and even less tolerance for nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know the one. Replies to the group chat with just 'no.' This is their uniform. Birthday, holiday, or simply because they've earned it by being the only honest person in the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the There Is No Excuse For You Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on the product page if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton, so expect minimal shrinkage with proper care. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a blanket verdict aimed at whoever happens to be reading it. No specific target, no specific group. Just six words and total finality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the print on the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFront only. Three stacked lines of text, no graphics. 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