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It's a motivational poster that finally told the truth, and honestly, it's been a long time coming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e because nobody needs a V-neck for this level of hostility\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that doesn't quit on you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white, both equally confrontational\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who'd laugh at this, it's one of the best gifts you'll ever give. If you're not sure, you already have your answer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis works for birthdays, office Secret Santa (if you want to get permanently banned from Secret Santa), or just because you saw it and immediately thought of one specific person. That \"one specific person\" energy is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs there really a U in that word?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Go ahead and check. We'll wait.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing holds up well. 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