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Orange-red block text reading \"THERE WILL BE A MISSING PLANET AFTER I DESTROY URANUS\" frames the whole scene, and neither the raccoon nor the planet is sorry about any of this. The design sits across your upper back, so whoever's walking behind you processes the memo at their own pace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually has weight to it. This is not tissue paper with a logo.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. The raccoon would have opinions about collar styles, but the raccoon is busy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay vivid instead of cracking after three washes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this actually work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person you're shopping for laughs at planetary destruction and appreciates a raccoon in a spacesuit, yes. Immediately yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back-print format means the wearer doesn't even see the design. They just walk around being a mobile demolition notice while everyone behind them reads it. Black or white, S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBack only. The front of the shirt is completely blank. The raccoon and the explosion live on the upper back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Follow the care instructions and the raccoon stays crisp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs there a front print version of this design?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. 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