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Strut energy only.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can take a beating (and deserves one, probably)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL. Nobody's excluded from this level of stupid.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because we're classy like that\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that sticks around longer than your dignity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eHonestly, yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's the kind of gift that makes someone laugh so hard they forget to say thank you. Perfect for fantasy league winners, bachelor parties, or anyone who has ever said \"scoreboard\" unironically. The back print means they can plead ignorance until someone reads it out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the back of the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThree lines, stacked: THEY HATE US \/ CAUSE THEY \/ ANUS. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton, so expect minimal shrinkage if you follow the care instructions. Cold wash, tumble dry low.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBack only. The front is clean. 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