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Nobody needs to know what you won.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that won't bail on you after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because the shirt is already doing a lot\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that stays sharp\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt might be the best gift you ever give.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the kind of thing someone opens, stares at, mouths the words, and then completely loses it. Works for birthdays, friendly rivalries, bachelor parties, or as a passive-aggressive peace offering after a bet you definitely lost. The only people who won't appreciate it are the ones this shirt is about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the They Hate Us Cause They Anus Tee true to size?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYep. It's a unisex relaxed fit available from S to 4XL. If you're between sizes, stick with your usual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat colors does it come in?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Pick your side.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG printed, so the text stays sharp. Turn it inside out, cold wash, tumble dry low, and you're good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this going to offend people?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt has the word 'anus' on it, so almost certainly someone, yes. That's sort of the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCan I give this as a gift?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. 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