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If your default state is \"pulled in nine directions,\" this shirt gets it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that won't quit on you after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that actually lasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign printed on the back.\u003c\/strong\u003e Front stays clean for plausible deniability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person you're shopping for has ever texted you \"I swear this job is going to kill me\" at 2 PM on a Tuesday, yes. It's a weirdly thoughtful way to say \"I see you and your suffering is valid.\" Pairs well with a bottle of wine and a resignation letter they'll never actually send. Just maybe don't hand it to them at the office holiday party in front of HR.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"They Jerk Me Every Way But Off\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's about being pulled in every direction, hassled nonstop, and never getting a break. The kind of thing you mutter into your coffee on a Wednesday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design printed on the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the back. The front is blank, so people only get the message as you're walking away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG print holds its color. Wash inside out, cold water, and skip the dryer if you want it looking fresh the longest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's about being frustrated and overworked. 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