{"product_id":"they-jerk-me-every-way-but-off-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"They Jerk Me Every Way But Off Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe They Jerk Me Every Way But Off Tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who's been pulled, pushed, redirected, and hassled into oblivion. If your patience is a punchline and your day is a series of people finding new ways to waste your time, this shirt says it all. Loud, frustrated, and not even a little bit sorry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've had it. The coworker who just got \"voluntold\" for another project. The friend who picks up every check and every slack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you've spent the last year getting yanked in twelve directions by people who can't even spell \"thank you,\" the They Jerk Me Every Way But Off Tee is basically your uniform. It's the shirt equivalent of a deep sigh that everyone in the room understands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't disintegrate after three washes (looking at you, bargain bin tees)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because you're classic like that\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the colors stay vivid even when your patience doesn't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMachine washable\u003c\/strong\u003e, which is more than we can say for your reputation after wearing this in public\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the best kind of gift: one that proves you actually know the person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGot a friend who complains about their boss, their in-laws, and the self-checkout machine with equal fury? This is their shirt. Wrap it or don't. They'll know exactly why you picked it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes the They Jerk Me Every Way But Off Tee run true to size?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available from S to 4XL. If you're between sizes, size up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing locks the colors in for the long haul. Turn it inside out and wash cold for best results.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this shirt appropriate for work?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends on your workplace. We've seen it in cubicles and we've seen the HR emails it generates. Read the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat material is this shirt?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton. It has real weight to it, not that tissue-paper-thin stuff that falls apart in the dryer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this a good gift for someone who's always stressed?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect gift. If they're the type who's constantly getting pulled in every direction, they'll feel seen. 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