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Pair it with a smirk and let the person behind you in the checkout line figure out the rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton.\u003c\/strong\u003e Thick enough to survive laundry day and your questionable life choices.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Room for everybody.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Nothing fancy. Nothing wrong with that.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print.\u003c\/strong\u003e Colors stay put, which is more than you can say for some people.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print design.\u003c\/strong\u003e Front is blank. Your exit gets the punchline.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill this offend someone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. That's not a bug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf a wiener-and-bread joke on someone's back makes you uncomfortable, Unethical Threads is probably not your store. For everyone else, it's just a Tuesday. Makes a great gift for the friend who never stops complaining about their dating life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does 'They Only Want My Wiener If I Got Bread' mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt means exactly what you think it means. If you need it explained, this might not be your shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back. Front is blank. You make your statement on the way out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on pretty much everybody.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it'll outlast most of your relationships.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack and white. 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