{"product_id":"theyre-deporting-me-back-to-idgafistan-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"They're Deporting Me Back To IDGAFistan Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe They're Deporting Me Back To IDGAFistan Tee is an Unethical Threads back print tee for anyone whose emotional citizenship is permanently \"not my problem.\" The design lives on the back of the shirt, so people only see it as you walk away. Which, let's be honest, is what you were already doing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople whose default emotional state is \"meh.\" If someone asks for your opinion and you shrug so hard your shoulders file a workers' comp claim, this is your national anthem on cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe They're Deporting Me Back To IDGAFistan tee works whether you're dodging family politics, ignoring office drama, or just genuinely unbothered by everything. Available in black or white, because apathy looks good either way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually earns the word \"heavyweight\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (not caring is a big-tent movement)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because nobody choosing this shirt is also choosing a V-neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that doesn't ghost you after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack print design, visible to everyone you're walking away from\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this going to offend someone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. That's sort of the entire value proposition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe IDGAFistan concept sits right where political humor meets complete emotional detachment. Some people will laugh. Some will Google whether IDGAFistan is a real place. A few will type a very passionate paragraph about it that you will never read, because, again, the whole point of the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does IDGAFistan mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a mashup of IDGAF (I Don't Give A F***) and the -istan suffix. The fictional homeland of people who could not care less. Not a real country, despite what your uncle's Facebook post implies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back. It's a back print tee, so people catch the joke as you walk away from whatever situation you've already mentally left.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit that works for everyone who's quit caring about things that don't matter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print hold up in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG printed on heavyweight cotton. Follow basic wash instructions (cold water, inside out) and the print stays put. 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