{"product_id":"thick-thighs-save-lives-funny-t-shirt","title":"Thick Thighs Save Lives Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Thick Thighs Save Lives tee from Unethical Threads is a public safety announcement for anyone who's never skipped leg day and isn't about to start now. Heavyweight cotton, available in black or white, S through 4XL. You're doing important work out there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe whole body-confident, leg-day-every-day, \"these thighs don't apologize\" crowd. That's the short answer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe longer one: gym people, curvy people, people who just think the phrase \"thick thighs save lives\" is a perfect sentence. It plays at the squat rack, at brunch, at the cookout. Wherever your thighs go, basically.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton.\u003c\/strong\u003e Thick fabric for thick thighs. It tracks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck,\u003c\/strong\u003e because you're not reinventing the wheel here\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the text stays crisp, not cracked\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who never skips leg day and has a sense of humor, yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Thick Thighs Save Lives tee works for birthdays, workout milestones, or as a general act of encouragement. Skip the gift card. This says more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Thick Thighs Save Lives tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit that works for every body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's DTG printed, so the ink bonds into the fabric instead of sitting on top. Follow the care instructions and it stays sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt only for people who work out?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. Thick thighs are not exclusive to the gym. This is for anyone who owns a pair and knows their value.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42735169503314,"sku":"ThickThighsSaveLivesF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42735169536082,"sku":"ThickThighsSaveLivesF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42735169568850,"sku":"ThickThighsSaveLivesF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42735169601618,"sku":"ThickThighsSaveLivesF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42735169634386,"sku":"ThickThighsSaveLivesF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42735169667154,"sku":"ThickThighsSaveLivesF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42735169699922,"sku":"ThickThighsSaveLivesF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42735169732690,"sku":"ThickThighsSaveLivesF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42735169765458,"sku":"ThickThighsSaveLivesF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42735169798226,"sku":"ThickThighsSaveLivesF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42735169830994,"sku":"ThickThighsSaveLivesF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42735169863762,"sku":"ThickThighsSaveLivesF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42735169896530,"sku":"ThickThighsSaveLivesF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42735169929298,"sku":"ThickThighsSaveLivesF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Thick_Thighs_Save_Lives_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1789483645","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/thick-thighs-save-lives-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}