{"product_id":"this-guy-definitely-gets-pegged-funny-t-shirt","title":"This Guy Definitely Gets Pegged Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe This Guy Definitely Gets Pegged tee from Unethical Threads is a graphic tee for anyone who'd rather volunteer the information than let people guess. Two thumbs pointing in, full confession printed across your chest. Available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople with a sense of humor and nothing left to hide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt has bachelor party energy, couples-who-are-way-too-comfortable energy, and \"I lost a bet but honestly I'm into it\" energy. It's sex-positive without being preachy. You're not making a statement. You're making a confession. Big difference.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a costume\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL, because this is an inclusive accusation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic cut, nothing fancy (the text handles all the drama)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e directly into the fabric, so the design holds up and your confession doesn't fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e, both equally incriminating\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFantastic gift if you know the person. If you have to wonder whether they'd laugh, this isn't the one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBachelor parties, weird anniversaries, birthdays for the friend who overshares at brunch. This is a gag gift that the recipient actually wants to keep wearing, which is the whole point. Crude humor, thoughtful execution. Just make sure you're close enough to the recipient that this lands as funny and not as an HR incident.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it's comfortable without being baggy. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people are happy with their usual pick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, not ironed on top. It holds up through regular washing without cracking, peeling, or fading.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I actually wear this in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLegally, yes. Without commentary from strangers, probably not. That's kind of the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Everyone's welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt only for guys?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt says \"this guy\" but it's a unisex fit and the joke works on anyone. 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