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The back print means people read it as you walk away, which is honestly the best possible delivery for this particular announcement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. Classic. Unremarkable. Letting the back do all the talking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the text doesn't crack, peel, or quietly resign\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront is blank. Think of it as your employee badge of compliance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for a coworker?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they've ever used air quotes around \"team building,\" yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt for the person who already has the energy but needs the uniform to match. Probably don't wear it to the company holiday party. Or do. We're not your HR department.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack only. The front is completely blank. The announcement goes where announcements go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling. Turn it inside out before washing if you want it looking fresh longer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack and white. 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