{"product_id":"this-is-a-workfree-drug-place-funny-t-shirt","title":"This Is A Work-Free Drug Place Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe This Is A Work-Free Drug Place tee from Unethical Threads takes that laminated HR poster nobody reads and swaps the only two words that matter. Available in black or white. Consider it a policy update.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've sat through one too many mandatory fun meetings and decided the break room needs better signage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOffice workers, warehouse crews, remote employees who wear it on camera to see if anyone notices. Anyone who's ever read a laminated workplace poster and thought, \"yeah, that's not what's happening here.\" It's the uniform for mentally clocking out at 9:01 AM.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a suggestion of one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because this design doesn't need a V-neck identity crisis\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed directly into the fabric, so the text stays crisp and doesn't crack or peel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes in black or white. Pick based on your HR department's threat level.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the kind of gift that gets a real laugh, not a polite \"oh, thanks.\" Works for white elephant exchanges, coworker birthdays, retirement parties, or anyone who peaked during orientation. Slip it in a manila folder for full corporate energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it stays sharp through the wash cycle without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt comes in black or white. Two options, zero apologies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this get me in trouble at work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends on your workplace. 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