{"product_id":"this-is-my-drinking-tshirt-funny-t-shirt","title":"This Is My Drinking T-Shirt Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe This Is My Drinking T-Shirt tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it claims to be, with receipts. The artwork packs the phrase into a dense collage of bottles, shot glasses, playing cards, dice, and cigarettes. The declaration and all the supporting evidence, on one shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat makes this different from every other drinking shirt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe artwork. Every other version of this shirt is just the phrase in a font someone picked in about four seconds. This one buries the text in a chaotic collage of every vice your mom warned you about. Bottles, glasses, playing cards, dice, cigarettes, all crammed together like the bottom of a drawer after a long weekend. The clutter is the entire point. Your shirt doesn't just announce you drink. It presents a portfolio of evidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't disintegrate into a crop top after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S through 4XL, because poor decisions come in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the collage keeps its detail and color instead of cracking off in the dryer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for someone who drinks?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's almost too easy. If someone in your life has ever used \"it's five o'clock somewhere\" without irony, hand them this shirt and watch them light up. Works for birthdays, bachelor parties, retirement, or any occasion where the dress code is already a lost cause. The collage artwork makes it look like you put in more effort than you did.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the This Is My Drinking T-Shirt tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printing holds its color well. Wash cold, turn it inside out, and it'll outlast your liver.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the actual design on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe phrase \"This Is My Drinking T-Shirt\" surrounded by a dense collage of bottles, glasses, playing cards, dice, and cigarettes. It's not just text.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in different colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate as a gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf the person drinks and has a sense of humor, absolutely. 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