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The back print means everyone behind you at the bar gets the message before you even turn around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that handles spills and questionable decisions equally well\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL, because commitment to partying comes in all sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e for when you want to look somewhat put together\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the color outlasts your bar tab\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print design\u003c\/strong\u003e because the people behind you deserve entertainment too\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for someone who drinks?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift for someone who drinks. It's an even better gift for someone who drinks and has no shame about it. Birthday, bachelor party, \"sorry about last weekend\" apology gift. The This Is No Time To Be Sober tee works for all of the above. Available in black or white so you can at least pretend to match it with something.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the back of the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"This Is No Time To Be Sober\" is printed across the back of the shirt. The front is blank, keeping things clean until you walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizes S through 4XL with a relaxed fit that works for everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG print holds its color through regular washing. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to be careful about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in different colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in black or white. Pick your fighter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to a family event?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can wear it anywhere you want. 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