{"product_id":"this-is-no-time-to-be-sober-funny-t-shirt","title":"This Is No Time To Be Sober Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe This Is No Time To Be Sober tee is Unethical Threads at peak honesty. It's for everyone who's ever said those exact words at 2pm on a Tuesday. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, and a message that doubles as a personal philosophy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly? People who gave up pretending they were going to pace themselves about three drinks ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe This Is No Time To Be Sober shirt is for the friend who shows up to brunch already in form, the tailgate philosopher, the one whose Uber rating tells a whole story. If you've ever been described as \"a lot,\" congratulations. This is your uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% heavyweight cotton that can survive whatever you can't remember\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you're keeping it (barely) classy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed directly into the fabric for color that actually lasts (unlike your dignity)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely, if you actually know the person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is not a safe play for a coworker you've exchanged maybe four sentences with. But for your best friend, your sibling, the one in the group chat who always floats the idea of day drinking? This is the shirt they didn't know they needed. Pair it with a bottle of something and you've peaked as a gift-giver.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the This Is No Time To Be Sober tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not vinyl or screen print sitting on top. The design holds its color through washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt comes in black or white. Pick the one that matches your energy (or lack of it).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProbably. That's sort of the point. If someone gets upset about a drinking joke on a t-shirt, that's a them problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the fabric see-through?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. Heavyweight cotton. 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