{"product_id":"this-shirt-turns-black-when-im-horny-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"This Shirt Turns Black When I'm Horny Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe This Shirt Turns Black When I'm Horny Tee from Unethical Threads is a black shirt with text on the back that says it changes color when you're aroused. The shirt is already black. You do the math.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this shirt actually change color?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The shirt is black. It stays black. The text on the back tells everyone behind you that it \"turns black when I'm horny,\" which means you are, by definition, permanently in that state.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThink of it as a mood ring for people who peaked in their sense of humor. The front is completely blank, so you walk around looking normal while the people behind you have their day improved or ruined. You never see them react. That's the best part.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper nonsense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because this energy transcends body type\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic cut, nothing weird happening up top\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the text stays crisp through repeated washes (your commitment to the bit should be permanent)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print only\u003c\/strong\u003e. Front is blank. Plausible deniability from the front, chaos from behind.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift for the person in your life who has absolutely no shame and considers that a personality trait.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBachelor parties, birthday gags, white elephant exchanges, or just because you want to watch someone open a package and immediately put it on. Just know that giving this to someone is an endorsement of their whole deal. That's on you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back. The front is completely blank. You look normal from the front. Everyone behind you gets the full experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the shirt actually change color?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's a black shirt that says it turns black when you're horny. It is already black. That is the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print hold up in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. DTG printing keeps the text sharp. Turn it inside out, wash cold, tumble dry low.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends entirely on your workplace. The back print means you could sit in a meeting facing forward and technically get away with it. Technically.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42626634940498,"sku":"ThisShirtTurnsBlackHornyB-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42626634973266,"sku":"ThisShirtTurnsBlackHornyB-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42626635006034,"sku":"ThisShirtTurnsBlackHornyB-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42626635038802,"sku":"ThisShirtTurnsBlackHornyB-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42626635071570,"sku":"ThisShirtTurnsBlackHornyB-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42626635104338,"sku":"ThisShirtTurnsBlackHornyB-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42626635137106,"sku":"ThisShirtTurnsBlackHornyB-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/This_Shirt_Turns_Black_When_Im_Horny_Tee__BACKPRINT__Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1786885186","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/this-shirt-turns-black-when-im-horny-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}