{"product_id":"this-shirt-turns-black-when-im-horny-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"This Shirt Turns Black When I'm Horny Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eUnethical Threads' This Shirt Turns Black When I'm Horny Tee is a deadpan mood-ring parody on heavyweight cotton. Text only, no graphics, no plausible deniability. The black version has some explaining to do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who peaked in humor and refuse to come down. This is the shirt for anyone who's ever wished a mood ring was less subtle and significantly more inappropriate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt plays at barbecues, house parties, and anywhere you want to establish yourself as the person nobody should leave unsupervised. It only comes in black, which tells you everything you need to know about the wearer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that won't disintegrate after three washes like that festival shirt you pretend you never owned\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because horniness has no size limit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic and unfussy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that actually lasts (unlike your last situationship)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack, and only black\u003c\/strong\u003e. The colour is the punchline, so there isn't a second option.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is an incredible gift for exactly the right person and an HR incident for the wrong one. You already know which friend this is for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, White Elephant, bachelor parties, or any occasion where \"thoughtful\" was never really the goal. Wrap it or don't. The shirt speaks for itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt actually change color?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It is always the color you ordered. That's the whole bit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the This Shirt Turns Black When I'm Horny Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt runs S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton, so follow the care label (cold wash, tumble dry low) and it'll hold its shape. We can't help you with the other kind of shrinkage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG printing process bonds the ink into the fabric fibers. It won't crack, peel, or fade after washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on where you work and how much you like working there.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42626632515666,"sku":"ThisShirtTurnsBlackHornyF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42626632548434,"sku":"ThisShirtTurnsBlackHornyF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42626632581202,"sku":"ThisShirtTurnsBlackHornyF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42626632613970,"sku":"ThisShirtTurnsBlackHornyF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42626632646738,"sku":"ThisShirtTurnsBlackHornyF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42626632679506,"sku":"ThisShirtTurnsBlackHornyF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42626632712274,"sku":"ThisShirtTurnsBlackHornyF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/This_Shirt_Turns_Black_When_Im_Horny_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1786883537","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/this-shirt-turns-black-when-im-horny-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}