{"product_id":"this-shirt-turns-white-when-im-horny-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"This Shirt Turns White When I'm Horny Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis Shirt Turns White When I'm Horny is a white tee from Unethical Threads with text on the back and nothing on the front. The shirt is, for the record, already white. That's the whole shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat's on the front?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNothing. The front is completely blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design lives entirely on the back, which means everyone behind you gets the joke and you never have to see their reaction. You just keep walking. Strategic placement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that won't go sheer (important for a shirt making this particular claim)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the text stays crisp and doesn't crack, peel, or quietly give up on you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite. Obviously.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift for exactly one type of person, and you already know which friend that is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you have to think about whether they'd find it funny, they won't. This is a surgical-strike gift, the kind where they open it, stare at it for three seconds, and then put it on immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the shirt actually change color?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's a white shirt and it stays white. That's the whole bit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's on the front of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNothing. The design is on the back only. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt see-through?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's heavyweight cotton, so you're covered. Literally.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I return it if someone gets offended?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheck the return policy, but honestly, you knew what you were buying.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42626636775506,"sku":"ThisShitTurnsWhiteHornyB-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42626636808274,"sku":"ThisShitTurnsWhiteHornyB-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42626636841042,"sku":"ThisShitTurnsWhiteHornyB-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42626636873810,"sku":"ThisShitTurnsWhiteHornyB-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42626636906578,"sku":"ThisShitTurnsWhiteHornyB-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42626636939346,"sku":"ThisShitTurnsWhiteHornyB-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42626636972114,"sku":"ThisShitTurnsWhiteHornyB-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/This_Shirt_Turns_White_When_Im_Horny_Tee__BACKPRINT__Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1786886522","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/this-shirt-turns-white-when-im-horny-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}