{"product_id":"this-shirt-turns-white-when-im-horny-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"This Shirt Turns White When I'm Horny Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe This Shirt Turns White When I'm Horny tee from Unethical Threads is a white shirt. It has always been a white shirt. If you need more explanation than that, this one probably isn't for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who like making an entire room slightly uncomfortable without opening their mouth. This is deadpan humor in cotton form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou put it on, walk into a room, and let people work it out for themselves. They read it, they look at the shirt, and then they either laugh or leave. Both outcomes work. Great for parties, errands, and family events you weren't planning to get invited back to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like an actual shirt, not a tissue paper situation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck (groundbreaking, we know)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the text stays crisp and doesn't crack, peel, or give up on life after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in white. Obviously.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAggressively so.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf someone in your life has the kind of humor that makes HR departments nervous, this is the move. It's the rare gift where the recipient will actually wear it instead of saying \"oh cool\" and burying it in a drawer. Works for birthdays, white elephant exchanges, or just letting someone know you truly get them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt actually change color?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. It is white. That is the entire point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's DTG printed directly into the fabric. The text stays crisp and won't crack or peel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck. It feels substantial, not like you're wearing a suggestion of a shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat depends entirely on where you work and how much you value your continued employment there.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42626635726930,"sku":"ThisShitTurnsWhiteHornyF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42626635759698,"sku":"ThisShitTurnsWhiteHornyF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42626635792466,"sku":"ThisShitTurnsWhiteHornyF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42626635825234,"sku":"ThisShitTurnsWhiteHornyF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42626635858002,"sku":"ThisShitTurnsWhiteHornyF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42626635890770,"sku":"ThisShitTurnsWhiteHornyF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42626635923538,"sku":"ThisShitTurnsWhiteHornyF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/This_Shirt_Turns_White_When_Im_Horny_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1786885914","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/this-shirt-turns-white-when-im-horny-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}