{"product_id":"tick-or-treat-have-you-seen-my-bone-r-funny-t-shirt","title":"Tick Or Treat Have You Seen My Bone R Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Tick Or Treat Have You Seen My Bone R Tee is a Halloween shirt from Unethical Threads for people whose skeleton puns peaked in middle school and never looked back. Bone-letter typography, a very innocent question, and the kind of energy that gets you uninvited from the PTA trunk-or-treat. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a costume or just a cry for help?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBoth, honestly. This is the shirt you throw on when you want to participate in Halloween but refuse to commit to a full costume.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt pairs well with jeans, a drink in hand, and the confidence of someone who definitely rehearsed their \"oh this old thing?\" when someone asks about it. Perfect for Halloween bar crawls, costume parties where effort is optional, and anywhere the dress code is \"suggestive but technically deniable.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that outlasts your bargain bin costume by approximately forever\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e because skeleton puns are an inclusive art form\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic cut, nothing experimental happening here\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the skeleton's very important question survives through next October\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/strong\u003e for maximum skeleton energy either way\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan you gift this without a warning label?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. This is the sweet spot of inappropriate: dirty enough to be funny, clean enough that grandma needs a second to get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the Halloween gift for the friend who always takes the joke one step further. Wrap it or don't. The shirt speaks for itself. If they don't laugh, that's a them problem and also maybe reconsider the friendship.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Tick Or Treat Have You Seen My Bone R Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so it runs comfortable across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print hold up after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric. The skeleton's question will outlast your Halloween candy stash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this only for Halloween?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTechnically no, but October is where this shirt lives its best life. Wear it year-round if you want, we're not the skeleton police.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in colors other than black and white?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. Black or white. 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