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The one who's first to arrive, last to leave, and has examined their relationship with drinking just enough to find the whole thing hilarious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBeer-league teammates, pub quiz regulars, tailgate veterans, and the person everyone texts \"you coming out tonight?\" as a formality because the answer has never once been no. Also a killer gag gift for birthdays, Father's Day, or St. Patrick's Day when the recipient's reputation does all the gift-wrapping for you. The back print means they're broadcasting it to the entire room on the walk to the bar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that handles bar crawls, Sunday sessions, and whatever comes after\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Room for everyone at this table\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck, blank front.\u003c\/strong\u003e All the damage is on the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that stays put. The joke sticks around longer than your good intentions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print layout:\u003c\/strong\u003e big bold setup on top, smaller punchline underneath. Two-stage read for maximum impact on anyone walking behind you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the perfect gift for someone who's impossible to shop for because they're always at the bar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthdays, Father's Day, St. Patrick's Day, holiday white elephants. This is the shirt you give when you want to say \"I see you, and I respect the commitment.\" They'll wear it. Frequently. Possibly every weekend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed on the back only. The front is completely blank, so you look perfectly respectable coming and going. Well, coming at least.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. 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