{"product_id":"trophy-wife-funny-t-shirt","title":"Trophy Wife Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Trophy Wife Tee from Unethical Threads is the couples shirt for people who'd rather be funny than cute. She's the trophy, he knows it, and now there's a shirt to make it official. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's actually buying this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWives who already know. Husbands who aren't stupid enough to argue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the couples tee for people who skipped the matching-pajamas phase entirely. It pairs with the Trophy Husband Tee if you want the full set, but honestly, the Trophy Wife version does most of the heavy lifting on its own. Wear it to brunch, a family cookout, or literally anywhere your in-laws can see it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton. Thick enough to feel substantial, soft enough to live in.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL. Everyone deserves this level of honesty.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck. Nothing fancy, nothing distracting from the message.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that actually lasts, not that crackly iron-on nonsense.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white, because even trophy wives have options.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's one of the best couples gifts you can buy without a gift receipt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGrab this alongside the Trophy Husband Tee and you've got an anniversary present, a wedding shower gag, or just a Tuesday flex. It's clean enough to give without a disclaimer but funny enough that people will actually wear it. If your partner already calls themselves a trophy wife, this just makes it official merch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Trophy Wife Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs there a matching Trophy Husband shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Grab both and become that couple at the party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the design stays soft and holds its color.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck. It's a proper tee, not a tissue-thin promotional giveaway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this available in both black and white?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, both colorways are available. 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