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It's a self-roast for people who can laugh at themselves, which already puts them ahead of whoever inspired the purchase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can handle as many bad decisions as you can\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, classic and reliable (unlike his read on the situation)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that won't crack, peel, or fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt might be the best gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who has ever said the words \"she's different\" about a woman whose literal job is making him feel special, this shirt is the move. Bachelor parties, birthdays, roast-worthy moments. It says what the group chat has been saying for months, just printed on cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly to guys who are currently convinced the stripper actually likes them. Everyone else will laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex S through 4XL in a relaxed fit. Size up if you like it loose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing means the design won't crack, peel, or fade. It'll outlast whatever delusion inspired the purchase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack and white. Pick the one that matches your level of denial.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to the club?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou absolutely can. 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