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Available in black or white, so you can match your shirt to your fight-or-flight response.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton.\u003c\/strong\u003e Handles stress better than the wearer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Room to breathe, even when you can't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Clean up top, chaos out back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that outlasts your composure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print design.\u003c\/strong\u003e They read it as you walk away. Or run\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfectly. Buy it for the person who tells this exact kind of story after one drink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who has ever hissed \"act natural\" at a passenger while doing 4 under the speed limit, congratulations. You found their shirt. It's not a gag gift. It's a memoir.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAre the misspellings on this shirt intentional?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery single one. The scrambled words are the entire point. Please do not email us about typos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design printed on the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the back. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex S through 4XL in a relaxed fit. 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