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If you've never hissed \"turn down the radio\" at someone while white-knuckling a steering wheel, you might not get the full experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper situation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (room for panic breathing)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, classic cut\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print that locks color into the fabric, not sitting on top waiting to crack\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan I wear this around cops?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTechnically yes. Legally you're fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe misspellings give you just enough plausible deniability to claim you're wearing a shirt about pocs and durgs, which aren't real things. Whether the officer at your window buys that is between you and the universe. We sell the shirt, not the alibi.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"pocs\" and \"durgs\" mean on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePocs is cops. Durgs is drugs. Turnk is trunk. The whole phrase is scrambled because the person saying it is panicking too hard to speak correctly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt come in different colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print hold up after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG print locks color into the fabric. 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