{"product_id":"twink-destroyer-funny-t-shirt","title":"Twink Destroyer Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Twink Destroyer Tee from Unethical Threads puts two words in screaming hot pink block caps across your chest. It is exactly as subtle as it sounds. Heavyweight cotton, front print, all confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople with swagger and a sense of humor. This is a going-out shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe kind of thing you throw on when you want the room to know you showed up. Hot pink hits different under bar lighting, and the all-caps block text makes sure nobody has to squint. It's camp cranked to eleven and worn with total deadpan, which is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a neck hole\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, so yes, it comes in your size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic cut, nothing weird going on\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the hot pink stays hot through every wash (yes, even the post-brunch emergency ones)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFront print only\u003c\/strong\u003e, two words, maximum impact per square inch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person you're buying for would laugh at this, it's the best gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you have to wonder whether they'd get it, probably not for them. This is an inside-joke shirt for the friend who'd put it on immediately and wear it out that night. No explanation needed, no context required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the Twink Destroyer Tee look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHot pink block caps reading TWINK DESTROYER across the front of the shirt. Two words, stacked, impossible to miss.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Twink Destroyer Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is DTG printed directly into the cotton fibers, not slapped on top. It holds its color through regular washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you get the joke, it's hilarious. If you don't, this probably isn't the shirt for you. We're not going to explain it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's the whole point. It's a front-print tee, not a diary entry. 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