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It works in black or white, which means you can match it to your mood or your level of plausible deniability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e because V-necks on innuendo tees is a different kind of energy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that holds up through washes, arguments, and second glances from strangers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFull design on the back\u003c\/strong\u003e, so people behind you get the punchline. You just walk away.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gag gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's practically purpose-built for it. Birthday, bachelor party, white elephant, Secret Santa where you don't actually like the person. The gumball machine artwork gives it just enough retro candy-shop innocence to survive unwrapping in front of someone's parents. Just barely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design really on the back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. The gumball machine and text are printed on the back. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's DTG printed, which means the ink is embedded in the fabric. Follow the care instructions and it stays vivid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the gumball machine thing a real excuse?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEvery noun in that sentence is a legitimate part of a gumball machine. 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