Two Seater Tee

The Two Seater tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what you think it is. A helpful diagram for anyone generous enough to offer two prime seating options. Heavyweight cotton, because this level of hospitality deserves quality.

Who actually wears this?

People with confidence and absolutely no filter. The Two Seater is a go-to for anyone whose sense of humor peaked around age 14 and never came back down (that's a compliment).

It lands at parties, barbecues, and anywhere drinks are already flowing. Pair it with shorts and complete shamelessness for best results.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a disposable promo tee
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, so everyone gets a seat
• Classic crew neck because the shirt does enough talking on its own
• DTG printed so the arrows stay crisp and pointing where they should through every wash
• Pre-shrunk fabric that holds its shape through every questionable decision you make in it

Is this a good gift?

If you know the person, it's perfect. If you don't know them well, this is either going to make you best friends or get you removed from the group chat.

The Two Seater tee is a litmus test for someone's sense of humor. Give it to the right person and you're a legend. Give it to the wrong person and, well, that's on you.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the Two Seater tee run true to size?

It runs true in a relaxed, unisex fit. If you're between sizes, stick with your usual. Sizes go from S to 4XL.

Will the print crack or fade?

Nope. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric, so there's no cracking or peeling. The arrows stay right where they should be.

Can I wear this to work?

That depends entirely on your workplace. If your HR department has a sense of humor, go for it. Otherwise, save it for the weekend.

Will this shrink?

The heavyweight cotton holds up. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it'll stay the same size you ordered.