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If your brain has ever felt like a browser with 47 tabs open and three of them are playing music, you already get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper nonsense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, because whatever's wrong with you comes in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed directly into the fabric so colors stay locked in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white (your two moods)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan I Gift This Without Starting a Fight?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, if you know your audience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis lands perfectly for the friend who openly jokes about being a mess. For your overly sensitive coworker? Maybe stick with a gift card. The Undiagnosed But Something Ain't Right Tee works best when the person receiving it has already said the words out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable no matter your shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the design holds up through repeated washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the shirt thick or thin?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton. It has real weight to it, not see-through fast fashion material.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack and white. Pick whichever matches your current emotional state.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this going to offend someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProbably someone, somewhere. 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